Currently Digesting

Fuck United

This is where it's all heading

Gerbil Wheels

So true

Ready-made Rockefeller

Fascinating con game

Patton Oswalt's High School Speech

“I contain mostly caffeine, Cheet-o dust, fear and scotch”

Newt Gingrich is the Stupidest Fucking Person on Earth

A true modern day GOP leader

Cone of Silence

Yet another stupid-ass term to add to the political lexicon

Anti-christ

Just fucking kill me

Yahoo! Answers

The definitive entry

PUMAs

Hilarious

I Don't Even Like Swimming

But that was pretty exciting

Julia Child: Spy

That's nothing. Rachael Ray is a fucking sniper for the CIA.

Winglet

Are we so lazy that we need to outsource walking?

Endangered French Oysters

Sacre blue

You Don't Say

Lesson: Don't clone if you're on the lam for sex slavery

Bernie Mac

R.I.P.

Fuck You, PETA

Eat a can of shit

Postmodern John McCain

Mavericky

Church Signs

Are awesome

"It's Like These Guys Take Pride in Being Ignorant"

More, please

Faint Praise

Maybe not corrupt, just pro-slavery?

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