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	<description>Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over</description>
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		<title>Finally</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2010/08/29/finally-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 04:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First ripe tomatoes of the summer. About time.]]></description>
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		<title>Help needed</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2009/02/16/help-needed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eating plain Fritos chased with sips of salsa. It has come to this.]]></description>
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		<title>Laissez-faire</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All my neighbors who have been shoveling their driveways and side/streetwalks the past week now are surrounded by large, monolithic mounds of snow that will probably take days or months to dissipate. I, on the other hand, am now entirely without snow on my property. Who&#8217;s the asshole now?]]></description>
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		<title>Disadvantage</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/26/1045/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy shit, I think a baby wasp just flew up my nose. This is going to be a long night.]]></description>
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		<title>JAMC</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/18/jamc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Five Things meme part deux</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The lovely and talented holybasil at Hot.Sour.Salty.Sweet. And Umami has tagged me for the Five Things meme. I have been tagged before, but I&#8217;m a good sport so I&#8217;ll take my marching orders in stride. However, I am going to respectfully decline to disseminate the meme—for now—as I feel I&#8217;ve already spread the love once. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Things meme</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/04/09/five-things-meme/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:40:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[EatDrink&#038;BeMerry has tagged me in the Five Things About Me meme that has been going around the Interwebs. So here&#8217;s my barf. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= 1. The very first live rock concert I went to was Ratt, in 1985, who were touring in support of their &#8220;Invasion of Your Privacy&#8221; release. Opening was a heretofore unknown band [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I had a pet chicken once…</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/06/26/i-had-a-pet-chicken-once%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 17:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
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