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	<description>Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over</description>
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		<title>Fickle</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/29/fickle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After going through a two week span in which I ate cereal every night and would near orgasm over store brand bran flakes, I&#8217;ve just now realized I haven&#8217;t had a bowl of cereal in nearly a month. On a side note, all my cereal appears stale.]]></description>
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		<title>Skinny pasta</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/21/skinny-pasta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason, I&#8217;ve decided I&#8217;m now generally ambivalent towards angelhair pasta. Rigatoni, you&#8217;re also on notice.]]></description>
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		<title>Secrets</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/09/09/secrets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[KFC shoring up security for secret recipe. (AP) Has anybody ever tried to independently recreate KFC&#8217;s 11 secret herbs and spices? Does anybody care?]]></description>
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		<title>NP</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/09/08/np/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New Pornographers&#8217; Challengers is actually really fucking good.]]></description>
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		<title>Diet Rite</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/29/diet-rite/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drink]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Product Spotlight]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Caffeine-free Diet Rite soda is the best-tasting of all diet colas.]]></description>
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		<title>Per se</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/26/per-se/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever somebody drops the term “per se” into a blanket statement to mitigate his/her own extreme view on any issue, that person is undoubtedly lying. Example: “I&#8217;m not advocating man-on-donkey sex per se, but I do think our sodomy laws are too restrictive.”]]></description>
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		<title>Veterinary counsel</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/08/veterinary-counsel/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/08/veterinary-counsel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 06:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A word of advice for you dog owners: If your dog poaches a box of commercially available mac-n-cheese and eats the entire powdered cheese packet, do not let that dog sleep in your bedroom. Unless your idea of a good night&#8217;s sleep is having some freshly crusted hairy taint perched on your face all night.]]></description>
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		<title>Tennis elbow</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/08/tennis-elbow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of all the macaronis, elbow is the most erstwhile.]]></description>
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		<title>A random thought on service</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/05/25/a-random-thought-on-service/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 00:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve noticed the Internets have given rise to a virulent and intense sense of self-entitlement vis-à-vis receiving adequate service at a restaurant…or really at most service-related establishments. For instance (even if a waiter is slammed), if you aren&#8217;t appropriated the attention you think you are so special to deserve, that means you&#8217;ve been slighted as if somebody held [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iron Chef America</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/05/24/iron-chef-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 06:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Japanese Iron Chef really was a rare, deliciously over-the-top spectacle. Iron Chef America—I&#8217;ve just now realized for some reason—really is pretty fucking stupid. Also, does anybody remember Version 1.0, aka Iron Chef USA? The chairman was William Shatner, Todd English was the Iron Chef, and Kerry Simon was the first challenger. Maybe it didn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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