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	<description>Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over</description>
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		<title>Fickle</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/29/fickle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After going through a two week span in which I ate cereal every night and would near orgasm over store brand bran flakes, I&#8217;ve just now realized I haven&#8217;t had a bowl of cereal in nearly a month. On a &#8230; <a href="http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/29/fickle/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Skinny pasta</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/21/skinny-pasta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason, I&#8217;ve decided I&#8217;m now generally ambivalent towards angelhair pasta. Rigatoni, you&#8217;re also on notice.]]></description>
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		<title>Secrets</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/09/09/secrets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[KFC shoring up security for secret recipe. (AP) Has anybody ever tried to independently recreate KFC&#8217;s 11 secret herbs and spices? Does anybody care?]]></description>
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		<title>NP</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/09/08/np/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New Pornographers&#8217; Challengers is actually really fucking good.]]></description>
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		<title>Diet Rite</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/29/diet-rite/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/29/diet-rite/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Product Spotlight]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Caffeine-free Diet Rite soda is the best-tasting of all diet colas.]]></description>
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		<title>Per se</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/26/per-se/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/26/per-se/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever somebody drops the term “per se” into a blanket statement to mitigate his/her own extreme view on any issue, that person is undoubtedly lying. Example: “I&#8217;m not advocating man-on-donkey sex per se, but I do think our sodomy laws &#8230; <a href="http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/26/per-se/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Veterinary counsel</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/08/veterinary-counsel/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/08/veterinary-counsel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 06:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A word of advice for you dog owners: If your dog poaches a box of commercially available mac-n-cheese and eats the entire powdered cheese packet, do not let that dog sleep in your bedroom. Unless your idea of a good &#8230; <a href="http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/08/veterinary-counsel/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tennis elbow</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/08/tennis-elbow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of all the macaronis, elbow is the most erstwhile.]]></description>
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		<title>A random thought on service</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/05/25/a-random-thought-on-service/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/05/25/a-random-thought-on-service/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 00:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve noticed the Internets have given rise to a virulent and intense sense of self-entitlement vis-à-vis receiving adequate service at a restaurant…or really at most service-related establishments. For instance (even if a waiter is slammed), if you aren&#8217;t appropriated the attention you &#8230; <a href="http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/05/25/a-random-thought-on-service/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Iron Chef America</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/05/24/iron-chef-america/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/05/24/iron-chef-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 06:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Japanese Iron Chef really was a rare, deliciously over-the-top spectacle. Iron Chef America—I&#8217;ve just now realized for some reason—really is pretty fucking stupid. Also, does anybody remember Version 1.0, aka Iron Chef USA? The chairman was William Shatner, Todd &#8230; <a href="http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/05/24/iron-chef-america/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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