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KFC shoring up security for secret recipe. (AP)
Has anybody ever tried to independently recreate KFC’s 11 secret herbs and spices? Does anybody care?
The New Pornographers’ Challengers is actually really fucking good.
Caffeine-free Diet Rite soda is the best-tasting of all diet colas.
Whenever somebody drops the term “per se” into a blanket statement to mitigate his/her own extreme view on any issue, that person is undoubtedly lying.
Example: “I’m not advocating man-on-donkey sex per se, but I do think our sodomy laws are too restrictive.”
A word of advice for you dog owners: If your dog poaches a box of commercially available mac-n-cheese and eats the entire powdered cheese packet, do not let that dog sleep in your bedroom.
Unless your idea of a good night’s sleep is having some freshly crusted hairy taint perched on your face all night.
Of all the macaronis, elbow is the most erstwhile.
I’ve noticed the Internets have given rise to a virulent and intense sense of self-entitlement vis-à-vis receiving adequate service at a restaurant…or really at most service-related establishments.
For instance (even if a waiter is slammed), if you aren’t appropriated the attention you think you are so special to deserve, that means you’ve been slighted as if somebody held your mouth open and peed down your throat.
The Japanese Iron Chef really was a rare, deliciously over-the-top spectacle.
Iron Chef America—I’ve just now realized for some reason—really is pretty fucking stupid.
Also, does anybody remember Version 1.0, aka Iron Chef USA? The chairman was William Shatner, Todd English was the Iron Chef, and Kerry Simon was the first challenger. Maybe it didn’t happen, and was just a hallucination.
