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	<description>Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over</description>
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		<title>Finally</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2010/08/29/finally-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 04:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mostly (un)Meat]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[First ripe tomatoes of the summer. About time.]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck cancer</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2009/04/28/fuck-cancer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is my friend Chad&#8217;s birthday. Unfortunately, he&#8217;s not here to share it with us, as last November Chad lost his battle with leukemia. I&#8217;ve known Chad since high school, and he was my best friend for nearly 20 years. The godfather to my young daughter. He was the best man in my wedding, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Help needed</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2009/02/16/help-needed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eating plain Fritos chased with sips of salsa. It has come to this.]]></description>
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		<title>Fickle</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/29/fickle/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/29/fickle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things I Just Now Realized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After going through a two week span in which I ate cereal every night and would near orgasm over store brand bran flakes, I&#8217;ve just now realized I haven&#8217;t had a bowl of cereal in nearly a month. On a side note, all my cereal appears stale.]]></description>
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		<title>Laissez-faire</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/28/laissez-faire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All my neighbors who have been shoveling their driveways and side/streetwalks the past week now are surrounded by large, monolithic mounds of snow that will probably take days or months to dissipate. I, on the other hand, am now entirely without snow on my property. Who&#8217;s the asshole now?]]></description>
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		<title>Skinny pasta</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/21/skinny-pasta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things I Just Now Realized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason, I&#8217;ve decided I&#8217;m now generally ambivalent towards angelhair pasta. Rigatoni, you&#8217;re also on notice.]]></description>
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		<title>Chad Schild, R.I.P.</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/11/17/chad-schild-rip/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/11/17/chad-schild-rip/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You will be missed, my brother. My daughter only knew her godfather for 4 years. Life is way too short.]]></description>
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		<title>Secrets</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/09/09/secrets/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/09/09/secrets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[KFC shoring up security for secret recipe. (AP) Has anybody ever tried to independently recreate KFC&#8217;s 11 secret herbs and spices? Does anybody care?]]></description>
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		<title>NP</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/09/08/np/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/09/08/np/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellany]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New Pornographers&#8217; Challengers is actually really fucking good.]]></description>
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		<title>Diet Rite</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/29/diet-rite/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/29/diet-rite/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drink]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Product Spotlight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things I Just Now Realized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Caffeine-free Diet Rite soda is the best-tasting of all diet colas.]]></description>
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		<title>Disadvantage</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/26/1045/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/26/1045/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellany]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Worthless Crap About Me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Holy shit, I think a baby wasp just flew up my nose. This is going to be a long night.]]></description>
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		<title>Per se</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/26/per-se/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/26/per-se/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things I Just Now Realized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://guiltycarnivore.com/?p=1043</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Whenever somebody drops the term “per se” into a blanket statement to mitigate his/her own extreme view on any issue, that person is undoubtedly lying. Example: “I&#8217;m not advocating man-on-donkey sex per se, but I do think our sodomy laws are too restrictive.”]]></description>
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		<title>Veterinary counsel</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/08/veterinary-counsel/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/08/veterinary-counsel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 06:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things I Just Now Realized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A word of advice for you dog owners: If your dog poaches a box of commercially available mac-n-cheese and eats the entire powdered cheese packet, do not let that dog sleep in your bedroom. Unless your idea of a good night&#8217;s sleep is having some freshly crusted hairy taint perched on your face all night.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>JAMC</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/18/jamc/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/18/jamc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Worthless Crap About Me]]></category>

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		<title>Tennis elbow</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/08/tennis-elbow/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/08/tennis-elbow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things I Just Now Realized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Of all the macaronis, elbow is the most erstwhile.]]></description>
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