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	<title>Guilty Carnivore &#187; Personal</title>
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	<description>Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over</description>
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		<title>Finally</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2010/08/29/finally-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 04:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mostly (un)Meat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Worthless Crap About Me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[First ripe tomatoes of the summer. About time.]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck cancer</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2009/04/28/fuck-cancer/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2009/04/28/fuck-cancer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today is my friend Chad&#8217;s birthday. Unfortunately, he&#8217;s not here to share it with us, as last November Chad lost his battle with leukemia. I&#8217;ve known Chad since high school, and he was my best friend for nearly 20 years. &#8230; <a href="http://guiltycarnivore.com/2009/04/28/fuck-cancer/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Help needed</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2009/02/16/help-needed/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2009/02/16/help-needed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eating plain Fritos chased with sips of salsa. It has come to this.]]></description>
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		<title>Fickle</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/29/fickle/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/29/fickle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things I Just Now Realized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After going through a two week span in which I ate cereal every night and would near orgasm over store brand bran flakes, I&#8217;ve just now realized I haven&#8217;t had a bowl of cereal in nearly a month. On a &#8230; <a href="http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/29/fickle/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Laissez-faire</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/28/laissez-faire/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/28/laissez-faire/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Worthless Crap About Me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[All my neighbors who have been shoveling their driveways and side/streetwalks the past week now are surrounded by large, monolithic mounds of snow that will probably take days or months to dissipate. I, on the other hand, am now entirely &#8230; <a href="http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/28/laissez-faire/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Skinny pasta</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/21/skinny-pasta/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/12/21/skinny-pasta/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things I Just Now Realized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason, I&#8217;ve decided I&#8217;m now generally ambivalent towards angelhair pasta. Rigatoni, you&#8217;re also on notice.]]></description>
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		<title>Chad Schild, R.I.P.</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/11/17/chad-schild-rip/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/11/17/chad-schild-rip/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You will be missed, my brother. My daughter only knew her godfather for 4 years. Life is way too short.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Secrets</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/09/09/secrets/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/09/09/secrets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things I Just Now Realized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[KFC shoring up security for secret recipe. (AP) Has anybody ever tried to independently recreate KFC&#8217;s 11 secret herbs and spices? Does anybody care?]]></description>
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		<title>NP</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/09/08/np/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/09/08/np/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellany]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things I Just Now Realized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The New Pornographers&#8217; Challengers is actually really fucking good.]]></description>
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		<title>Diet Rite</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/29/diet-rite/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/29/diet-rite/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drink]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Product Spotlight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things I Just Now Realized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Caffeine-free Diet Rite soda is the best-tasting of all diet colas.]]></description>
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		<title>Disadvantage</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/26/1045/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/26/1045/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellany]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Worthless Crap About Me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Holy shit, I think a baby wasp just flew up my nose. This is going to be a long night.]]></description>
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		<title>Per se</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/26/per-se/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/26/per-se/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things I Just Now Realized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://guiltycarnivore.com/?p=1043</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Whenever somebody drops the term “per se” into a blanket statement to mitigate his/her own extreme view on any issue, that person is undoubtedly lying. Example: “I&#8217;m not advocating man-on-donkey sex per se, but I do think our sodomy laws &#8230; <a href="http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/26/per-se/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Veterinary counsel</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/08/veterinary-counsel/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/08/veterinary-counsel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 06:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things I Just Now Realized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A word of advice for you dog owners: If your dog poaches a box of commercially available mac-n-cheese and eats the entire powdered cheese packet, do not let that dog sleep in your bedroom. Unless your idea of a good &#8230; <a href="http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/08/08/veterinary-counsel/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>JAMC</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/18/jamc/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/18/jamc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Worthless Crap About Me]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://guiltycarnivore.com/?p=940</guid>
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		<title>Tennis elbow</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/08/tennis-elbow/</link>
		<comments>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/08/tennis-elbow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things I Just Now Realized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Of all the macaronis, elbow is the most erstwhile.]]></description>
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