Author Archives: The Guilty Carnivore
Rockfish burger at Lumberyard in Cannon Beach.
Here is a picture of the stupid sunset and some goddamned birds.
Loser/slum pro beach tip: if you freeze this beer it becomes slushy.
Evil Town IPA
Seafood stew w/ling cod, halibut, scallops, prawns, Oregon shrimp…so good.
This is what's for dinner
Chowdah
All sorts of unexpected strong, Asian flavors in this squid salad. Delicious.
Crab and shrimp boat at Ecola Seafoods in Cannon Beach
Lunch time.
Steak night on the deck is the new night on the town.
Imperial Teen are one if the most chronically underrated bands in our lifetime
Hangar steak at Biwa
Kimchi pickles at Biwa
Sometimes a sochu on the rocks is all that is required
Bend Ching Ching Berliner Weisse w/ pomegranate and hibiscus
Fairly tremendous steak tartare with chimichurri, watercress, horseradish cream at Little Bird
Occidental Cloudy Summer kolsch at Little Bird.
Bun moc at HA&VL. Portland's best bowl of…anything.
View from the deck bar at Stickmen Brewery in Lake O.
Double Mountain IRA on a hot day
Chainbreaker White IPA
A sandwich from Binh Minh
After breakfasting at Pho An Sandy, I’d figure I shoot a mile south east to the mean streets of NE Broadway.
To see if the sandwiches slung from the NE location of Binh Minh Bakery & Deli were still legit.
BBQ pork. Quick brush of fresh aioli, deft schmear of pate, tangy radish and carrot pickles, herb (cilantro), crusty french bread, and a dose of Maggi to round out the package. And jalapeño peppers. Ones that are hot. In Oregon. For $2.75 you’d be insane to not eat two, if not three.
Too legit to quit.
BINH MINH BAKERY & DELI
6812 NE Broadway St, Portland
(503) 257-3868
BINH MINH SANDWICHES
7821 SE Powell Blvd, Portland
(503) 777-2245
Gluten-free cinnamon roll at Crave Bakery.
La Bonita (NE)
It had been a while since I’d visited La Bonita, Northeast Alberta’s venerable stalwart taqueria. An outing to the Oregon Food Bank deemed a revisit necessary.
Since my last visit La Bonita had opened a second outpost located in close-in North Portland. Had the original suffered as a result?
One noticeable difference is a slight bit of price creep. However, this is a highly gentrified part of Portland. White people—especially in these parts—love themselves some ethnic authenticity. Who can blame the fine folks at La Bonita for trendspotting?
The tacos were better than ever. Generously garnished fresh proteins atop delicious, handmade tortillas that seemed to even best my previous visit.
Expertly crisped asada.
Tangy and piquant pastor.
One of the better fish tacos I’ve had in recent Portland memory. A light sprinkle of queso really served this taco well.
Full metal taco jacket. Table salsas are still legit, as are the tacos, as is La Bonita’s street cred.
La Bonita
2839 NE Alberta St
Portland, OR 97211
(503) 281-3662
This Uinta Anniversary Barleywine is fairly tasty.
I like to slag NE clam chowder, but this was a great rendition. Lake Grove Zupan's is killing it right now.
One of the better steaks I have had in recent memory. Perfectly rare. Hangar FTW
Beautiful hangar steaks from Zupan's. Practically giving them away at $6/lb (Lake Grove)
Boneyard Diablo Rojo
Upright Five at the newly opened patio at Stickmen in Lake Oswego.
This dog don't hunt
I now bring my own Thai chilies because Oregon jalapeños don't cut it and I am also weird
Pho chin at Pho Binh Minh
Once you go Black, you never go back.
Lots of ramen lately in Portland but for my money Shigezo still has the best bowl of soup
Sporting KC at Portland.
These salsas from Mi Mero Mole were delicious.
Stumptown Tart at Baileys Taproom
Excellent cerdo y nopales and albondigas guisados at Mi Mero Mole
Front row seat for Marc Maron at Helium Comedy Club
Banger sliders at Maher's Irish Pub
The next 6 months are going to take forever
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