My on-again, off-again, on-again boycott of Whole Foods IS BACK IN THE SADDLE, BITCHES.

The Whole Foods Alternative to ObamaCare. (Wall Street Journal)

Personal responsibility…blah blah…people are to blame for not having health care…blah blah…socialezm is teh evil…blah blah…people should buy $1 kumquats at my store if they want to live to be 100.

Fuck John Mackey, who is the world’s most notorious sockpuppet. I’m surprised he didn’t simply byline this op-ed with “I Hump Ayn Rand’s Rotting Corpse.”