We’ve owned a Saturn in some shape or form for over a decade now, and it’s refreshing to see our customer loyalty rewarded by GM most likely killing the brand altogether. In the meantime, I’ll continue to get the car serviced in Beaverton at the Saturn dealership like I’ve been doing for the last seven years.

I’ve been driving by this place for seven years whenever I’ve traveled to Beaverton to get the Saturn serviced, and it never occurred to me to stop by. Recently, though, after a scheduled maintenance appointment, upon spotting this sign, I realized that I had three dollars.



As you can see, the menu is a mix of old school Spanglish, and is somewhat hilarious.

The “proper” taco menu is an addendum.


Immediately, I was impressed with the prolific garnish opportunities, which included ranch dressing. I liken the appearance of ranch dressing in a restaurant to that of Matthew McConaughey in a movie. It ensures that the experience will be bad.

In addition, these table sauces were available. They were weak and watery.

The taco triumvirate (carne enchilada aka “marinated pork”, asada, carnitas). Each of these were a dollar. I had three dollars.

Asada.

Carne enchilada aka “marinated pork”.

Fully dressed tacos.
If you’re in Beaverton for any reason, I suggest you keep driving.
Mexicali Express
On a street in Beaverton. You will have to look it up yourself, as I can’t in good conscience direct you there by any means.
Ha! I used to have a Saturn. I know exactly where that is..I never stopped in, I am happy about that now.
PS: I know it’s wrong, but I do kind of like ranch dressing on tortilla chips… :)
I’ve been getting lunch there on occassion for years. They have a good fish taco and their chicken (usually get with a salad) is really good.
Also, next time you’re in Beaverton..if you stay West on TV Highway to Aloha, you can try Don Chilito’s (a couple of blocks before 185th Ave). They know how to make Carnitas!
What an excellent bad review! I’ll have to try and pan some place soon.