Letter-to-the-Editor-of-the-day

Posted on September 22, 2008 by The Guilty Carnivore

To the Editor:

Dear Mr. Bernanke and Mr. Paulson:

My student loans are too big and it is hurting the economy. Can I have a bailout, please? I need $92,000.

Thanks.

Nathan Kottke
St. Paul, Sept.
17, 2008

Dick Cheney would tell your hippie ass to STFU.

One thought on “Letter-to-the-Editor-of-the-day”

Mary Sue on September 22, 2008 at 11:37 am said:

Dear Dudes:
My student loans are also high. I want the same deal.
Love,
Mary Sue

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