“Somebody’s got to walk the line in the country. They’ve got to walk it unapologetically,” he said. “And I’m sure Johnnny Cash would have been a John McCain supporter if he was still around.”

A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: Every politically categorized post for the remainder of the current administration will bear some passing reference to Dick Cheney and the fucking of billy goats or the sucking of a warted, flaccid cock or some variation therein, if only to enumerate the amount of entries in the category “Fuck You Dick Cheney”. The software architects at WordPress I am sure will be proud that their efforts to gift the end user such taxonomic prowess have become so transformative.