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	<title>Comments on: Fuck you, AT&#038;T</title>
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	<description>With SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS of experience, The Guilty Carnivore is fully licensed and READY TO ROCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:22:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: John DePaula</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/11/fuck-you-att/#comment-31307</link>
		<dc:creator>John DePaula</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:09:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I went to look at the lovely iPhone this weekend, but when the saleswoman got to the part about signing a 2 year contract at a minimum of $70 per month, the conversation was over...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I went to look at the lovely iPhone this weekend, but when the saleswoman got to the part about signing a 2 year contract at a minimum of $70 per month, the conversation was over&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: SauceSupreme</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/11/fuck-you-att/#comment-30291</link>
		<dc:creator>SauceSupreme</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm sure that when Helio and my ugly-ass phone finally go out of business, I'll be lining up for whatever phone can operate a SlingBox and play YouTube.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure that when Helio and my ugly-ass phone finally go out of business, I&#8217;ll be lining up for whatever phone can operate a SlingBox and play YouTube.</p>
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		<title>By: Flynn</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/11/fuck-you-att/#comment-29612</link>
		<dc:creator>Flynn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:47:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And here I am, gleefully approaching the cum-suckers and their seductive ways.

But the thing is, I'm a Treo user. Which means I'm using phones that haven't been given a technology overhaul in like a decade. And I hate Sprint, so I'll be comfy hating AT+T.

Here's to hoping.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And here I am, gleefully approaching the cum-suckers and their seductive ways.</p>
<p>But the thing is, I&#8217;m a Treo user. Which means I&#8217;m using phones that haven&#8217;t been given a technology overhaul in like a decade. And I hate Sprint, so I&#8217;ll be comfy hating AT+T.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s to hoping.</p>
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		<title>By: The Guilty Carnivore</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/11/fuck-you-att/#comment-29029</link>
		<dc:creator>The Guilty Carnivore</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 02:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I switched to AT&#038;T 7 months ago in anticipation of the 3G iPhone. I had heard horror stories about transferring and activating from another service (my contract was up with Sprint), so I wanted to be queued up when the thing dropped. The AT&#038;T Store sales person commended me on my fine strategy, and I got a no-frills phone at the time, knowing it would be recycled in months.

This morning AT&#038;T informed me that I would have to pay $200 beyond the standard offer price, &lt;em&gt;because&lt;/em&gt; I was an existing AT&#038;T customer, and that they would rather have me pay $175 for cancelling my contract than give me the phone at the standard rate (and which would give them another customer for 2 years - close to $2k).

So AT&#038;T can fucking yank my knob, those cum-sucking gutter maggots.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I switched to AT&#038;T 7 months ago in anticipation of the 3G iPhone. I had heard horror stories about transferring and activating from another service (my contract was up with Sprint), so I wanted to be queued up when the thing dropped. The AT&#038;T Store sales person commended me on my fine strategy, and I got a no-frills phone at the time, knowing it would be recycled in months.</p>
<p>This morning AT&#038;T informed me that I would have to pay $200 beyond the standard offer price, <em>because</em> I was an existing AT&#038;T customer, and that they would rather have me pay $175 for cancelling my contract than give me the phone at the standard rate (and which would give them another customer for 2 years - close to $2k).</p>
<p>So AT&#038;T can fucking yank my knob, those cum-sucking gutter maggots.</p>
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		<title>By: Flynn</title>
		<link>http://guiltycarnivore.com/2008/07/11/fuck-you-att/#comment-28982</link>
		<dc:creator>Flynn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Word life, yo! Is there more to this story, or did you just decide to cease the Apple/ATT rapery and forego the 3G iPhone?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Word life, yo! Is there more to this story, or did you just decide to cease the Apple/ATT rapery and forego the 3G iPhone?</p>
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