And thus, fuck off iPhone.
And BTW, send that bill for that $175 early cancellation penalty fee straight to a collection agency. I’m positive when I have to get another 30-year mortgage in 6-7 years, it will be an albatross around my neck.
Friday, July 11th, 2008 in Products that Have Been Officially Banned
And thus, fuck off iPhone.
And BTW, send that bill for that $175 early cancellation penalty fee straight to a collection agency. I’m positive when I have to get another 30-year mortgage in 6-7 years, it will be an albatross around my neck.
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July 11th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Flynn
Word life, yo! Is there more to this story, or did you just decide to cease the Apple/ATT rapery and forego the 3G iPhone?
July 11th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
The Guilty Carnivore
I switched to AT&T 7 months ago in anticipation of the 3G iPhone. I had heard horror stories about transferring and activating from another service (my contract was up with Sprint), so I wanted to be queued up when the thing dropped. The AT&T Store sales person commended me on my fine strategy, and I got a no-frills phone at the time, knowing it would be recycled in months.
This morning AT&T informed me that I would have to pay $200 beyond the standard offer price, because I was an existing AT&T customer, and that they would rather have me pay $175 for cancelling my contract than give me the phone at the standard rate (and which would give them another customer for 2 years - close to $2k).
So AT&T can fucking yank my knob, those cum-sucking gutter maggots.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Flynn
And here I am, gleefully approaching the cum-suckers and their seductive ways.
But the thing is, I’m a Treo user. Which means I’m using phones that haven’t been given a technology overhaul in like a decade. And I hate Sprint, so I’ll be comfy hating AT+T.
Here’s to hoping.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:15 am
SauceSupreme
I’m sure that when Helio and my ugly-ass phone finally go out of business, I’ll be lining up for whatever phone can operate a SlingBox and play YouTube.
July 29th, 2008 at 6:09 am
John DePaula
I went to look at the lovely iPhone this weekend, but when the saleswoman got to the part about signing a 2 year contract at a minimum of $70 per month, the conversation was over…