I also live mere steps to a place called “George’s Giant Hamburgers”, so if I wanted to buy a giant hamburger I could simply visit a restaurant that has giant hamburgers in the name and thus would purportedly feature hamburgers of substantial heft and weight.

But you didn’t know this, did you? How could you? Maybe you should have done some research, first, before you came here touting your intimate knowledge of giant hamburgers and the locations of said large sandwiches thereof.

So no, the giant hamburger I will not visit http://www.thegianthamburger.com and I will certainly not actively seek it to purchase a kit to construct my own giant hamburger at home. I have had the displeasure of already owning my own giant hamburger kit that did not function as advertised and it was returned to the shady online bodega from whence twas procured.