Okay, so that hot dog bit was just exactly what I needed on my last day at work here. I was laughing so hard I had to call jwa at his work and read parts and then starting laughing too hard to finish…

Thanks :)

Years ago my wife (Her Stage Name is “LadyE”) raised cats for commercial producers of hot dogs and other chopped meat products in rural Arkansas where we once lived. It was back breaking labor. At the time, you see, I was having some “run-ins” with our legal system (so-called) and was unable to assist her. When, finally, the STENCH became too much for her, I agreed to take my young wife back into our house (a raised ranch in a luxurious retirement village, if you must know), and very reluctantly parted with my “cherished” Sandra Lee figurine collection in order to put food on the table. Today, the emotional pain and anguish of parting with my collection makes impossible for me to enjoy hot dogs anymore.

I purchased that Sandra Lee figurine collection with the expectation that her popularity would increase, what with her husband buying her time on the “Food” “Network”, and sank my retirement savings into the investment. Since her career has “plummeted” (and deservedly so), I find myself in a bit of a hole. I loaned my wife $10,000 which she lost at the hands of European banditos wearing ear-to-ear smiles while plying her with exotic cocktails and sub-standard cuisine (she’s a sucker for “sub-standard” cuisine, which is apparent in her girth, if that excites you) and I am anxiously looking for a buyer for said figurines. Please contact me ASAP if you’d like to purchase them. My ISP number is 56.