Comments on: “Oily Orange Diarrhea” http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/24/%e2%80%9coily-orange-diarrhea%e2%80%9d/ With SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS of experience, The Guilty Carnivore is fully licensed and READY TO ROCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:06:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: pickwick http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/24/%e2%80%9coily-orange-diarrhea%e2%80%9d/#comment-30645 pickwick Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:28:39 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/24/%e2%80%9coily-orange-diarrhea%e2%80%9d/#comment-30645 omg, I thought I was dying. Then I read this and realized that I had the most wonderful meal of Escolar last Friday at lunch. Is this the trade off for a great meal?? glad I read this. Maybe I'll live. omg, I thought I was dying. Then I read this and realized that I had the most wonderful meal of Escolar last Friday at lunch. Is this the trade off for a great meal??

glad I read this. Maybe I’ll live.

]]> By: mario batali http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/24/%e2%80%9coily-orange-diarrhea%e2%80%9d/#comment-8227 mario batali Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:09:17 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/24/%e2%80%9coily-orange-diarrhea%e2%80%9d/#comment-8227 After eating a pile of beets in a wine reduction at Papa Hyden's last year, I shit bright red for 2 days to make diverticulitis look like kindergarten... Then again, maybe I have ass cancer... After eating a pile of beets in a wine reduction at Papa Hyden’s last year, I shit bright red for 2 days to make diverticulitis look like kindergarten…

Then again, maybe I have ass cancer…

]]> By: Mostly Running. http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/24/%e2%80%9coily-orange-diarrhea%e2%80%9d/#comment-7949 Mostly Running. Thu, 26 Jul 2007 22:20:16 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/24/%e2%80%9coily-orange-diarrhea%e2%80%9d/#comment-7949 The AWESOME is just growing by the day. Thank you AWESOME. Thank you AWESOME. My dog has the farts. MR The AWESOME is just growing by the day. Thank you AWESOME. Thank you AWESOME. My dog has the farts.

MR

]]> By: Steamy Kitchen http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/24/%e2%80%9coily-orange-diarrhea%e2%80%9d/#comment-7922 Steamy Kitchen Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:11:26 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/24/%e2%80%9coily-orange-diarrhea%e2%80%9d/#comment-7922 people taking Alli diet pill are experiencing the same problem. Something about the drug altering the fat making it undigestible so therefore you get leaky orange oily ass. I think I'd rather be fat. people taking Alli diet pill are experiencing the same problem. Something about the drug altering the fat making it undigestible so therefore you get leaky orange oily ass.

I think I’d rather be fat.

]]> By: DocChuck http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/24/%e2%80%9coily-orange-diarrhea%e2%80%9d/#comment-7908 DocChuck Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:42:12 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/24/%e2%80%9coily-orange-diarrhea%e2%80%9d/#comment-7908 Once agin, Mr Guilty Carnivore, you have done your readers an important service. The dangers of ESCOLAR are not well documented. My wife (a young and vibrant woman) is a successful professional eater. Earlier this summer, while we were traveling out west (I am a retired "educator" with time on my hands and my wife owns a luxury motorhome) we came upon a ESCOLAR eating contest at a Best Western in Durango Colorado. My lovely wife entered the contest and came in second -- despite a valient effort --having eaten over 16 pounds of ESCOLAR in 10 minutes! Afterward, we repaired to our very disappointing room at the Best Western (stank of cigarette smoke, if you must know) where my wife had hardly made it to the bathroom to purge when IT happened. IT being Explosive Oily Orange Diarrhea!! Much like mixing Tang powder with canola oil, if that excites you. My wife (also a PhD, like me) was completely debilitated for hours on end by these uncontrollable and foul smelling bowel movements, a situation only compunded by the Best Western's staff cavalier response to my pleas for more toilet paper. She was later loaded into an ambulance and admitted to a local "clinic" where people seek medical care. We will forever be indebted to the Durango Aquarium's generous loan of the whale sling, by the way. At the clinic, Dr. Natura, a noted gastroenterologist, explained that ESCOLAR contains massive amounts of oily orange waxy material that most humans find impossible to digest and that results in uncontrollable orane diarrhea. Why this was not explained to the contestants, I do not know. I have written many letters to the editor and posted on many "blogs" concerning the dangers of ESCOLAR. Still, I am ignored or considered a "crackpot" for these warnings. If you still need confirmation regarding the dangers of ESCOLAR, please check the informative website of the very attractive Dr. Natura. http://www.drnatura.com/?gclid=CPPIsv6fw40CFSBMGgodPEFqLQ Once agin, Mr Guilty Carnivore, you have done your readers an important service.

The dangers of ESCOLAR are not well documented.

My wife (a young and vibrant woman) is a successful professional eater. Earlier this summer, while we were traveling out west (I am a retired “educator” with time on my hands and my wife owns a luxury motorhome) we came upon a ESCOLAR eating contest at a Best Western in Durango Colorado.

My lovely wife entered the contest and came in second — despite a valient effort –having eaten over 16 pounds of ESCOLAR in 10 minutes!

Afterward, we repaired to our very disappointing room at the Best Western (stank of cigarette smoke, if you must know) where my wife had hardly made it to the bathroom to purge when IT happened.

IT being Explosive Oily Orange Diarrhea!! Much like mixing Tang powder with canola oil, if that excites you.

My wife (also a PhD, like me) was completely debilitated for hours on end by these uncontrollable and foul smelling bowel movements, a situation only compunded by the Best Western’s staff cavalier response to my pleas for more toilet paper.

She was later loaded into an ambulance and admitted to a local “clinic” where people seek medical care. We will forever be indebted to the Durango Aquarium’s generous loan of the whale sling, by the way.

At the clinic, Dr. Natura, a noted gastroenterologist, explained that ESCOLAR contains massive amounts of oily orange waxy material that most humans find impossible to digest and that results in uncontrollable orane diarrhea. Why this was not explained to the contestants, I do not know.

I have written many letters to the editor and posted on many “blogs” concerning the dangers of ESCOLAR. Still, I am ignored or considered a “crackpot” for these warnings. If you still need confirmation regarding the dangers of ESCOLAR, please check the informative website of the very attractive Dr. Natura. http://www.drnatura.com/?gclid=CPPIsv6fw40CFSBMGgodPEFqLQ

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