Comments on: Chestnut reprazents in OR http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/ With SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS of experience, The Guilty Carnivore is fully licensed and READY TO ROCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:45:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Mrs. DockChuck http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-13213 Mrs. DockChuck Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:48:39 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-13213 I'm so sorry. My husband heavily abuses nasal spray and believes himself to be Louise Fletcher the nurse in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest when under the influence. I’m so sorry. My husband heavily abuses nasal spray and believes himself to be Louise Fletcher the nurse in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest when under the influence.

]]> By: DocChuck's Psychiatrist http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-13159 DocChuck's Psychiatrist Sun, 09 Dec 2007 02:51:46 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-13159 Chas! It is "good" to see you are still "alive". I WAS getting "concerned". Chas! It is “good” to see you are still “alive”. I WAS getting “concerned”.

]]> By: chiifOnade http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-12990 chiifOnade Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:14:42 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-12990 My name is Louise, (also posting as "chiffOnade", "realchiffonade", "MasterShucker", "DocChuck" and dozens of other names). I am a general failure in life: divorced four times, contracted HepC (because of my 6 tattoos and body piercings), born to an illegal italian immigrant, factory-worker mom ... she didn't know who the father was. A guy who I met on the internet lured me from Brooklyn to Clearwater, Florida, and then dumped me for another broad. Now I have to live on welfare. My illegitimate daughter has been in jail (drug charges) until recently, and she still won't speak to me (blames ME for coming to Flroida). Right now, I am ina relationship with a 400-pound slab of obese meat called the "Manager", but at least he helps buy me food (when I "take care" of him). I may be 50 years old, fat, and ugly, but I REALLY know how to service a man. Won't somebody help me get back to Brooklyn? My name is Louise, (also posting as “chiffOnade”, “realchiffonade”, “MasterShucker”, “DocChuck” and dozens of other names).

I am a general failure in life: divorced four times, contracted HepC (because of my 6 tattoos and body piercings), born to an illegal italian immigrant, factory-worker mom … she didn’t know who the father was.

A guy who I met on the internet lured me from Brooklyn to Clearwater, Florida, and then dumped me for another broad. Now I have to live on welfare. My illegitimate daughter has been in jail (drug charges) until recently, and she still won’t speak to me (blames ME for coming to Flroida).

Right now, I am ina relationship with a 400-pound slab of obese meat called the “Manager”, but at least he helps buy me food (when I “take care” of him). I may be 50 years old, fat, and ugly, but I REALLY know how to service a man.

Won’t somebody help me get back to Brooklyn?

]]> By: MasterShucker http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7776 MasterShucker Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:13:45 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7776 Yes, I am intimately familiar with the Friday Night Drag Show. Your wife's obtrusively perspicuous rendition of "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go)" truly brought a tear to my eye. And if you don't mind me saying so sir, you cut a fine jib yourself in your Tommy Bahama shirt and Tilley hat! Yes, I am intimately familiar with the Friday Night Drag Show. Your wife’s obtrusively perspicuous rendition of “Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go)” truly brought a tear to my eye. And if you don’t mind me saying so sir, you cut a fine jib yourself in your Tommy Bahama shirt and Tilley hat!

]]> By: DocChuck http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7773 DocChuck Fri, 20 Jul 2007 19:56:12 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7773 I have reported your ISP to the international internet authorities. As I am sure you noticed, my wife (also a PhD, like me) bears a stiking resemblance to the "comely" Bea Arthur and as such regularly performs at Shuckers and various and sundry supper clubs in the area. The "fine" people at Shuckers have agreed to sponsor her and provide her with limitless amounts of their toothsome spinach dip. Of course, with your lack of education, wealth and social standing you and your rabid pack of dingoes merely stew in the toxic juices of your own jealousy over the spectacle that is MY WIFE. I have reported your ISP to the international internet authorities.

As I am sure you noticed, my wife (also a PhD, like me) bears a stiking resemblance to the “comely” Bea Arthur and as such regularly performs at Shuckers and various and sundry supper clubs in the area. The “fine” people at Shuckers have agreed to sponsor her and provide her with limitless amounts of their toothsome spinach dip.

Of course, with your lack of education, wealth and social standing you and your rabid pack of dingoes merely stew in the toxic juices of your own jealousy over the spectacle that is MY WIFE.

]]> By: MasterShucker http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7768 MasterShucker Fri, 20 Jul 2007 15:55:12 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7768 No, I was amongst the howling dingos seated near the kitchen. We didn't think you could hear our comments over the slurping noise! Sorry about that. I will save you some trouble and provide my ISP number here: 12 No, I was amongst the howling dingos seated near the kitchen. We didn’t think you could hear our comments over the slurping noise! Sorry about that. I will save you some trouble and provide my ISP number here: 12

]]> By: DocChuck http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7745 DocChuck Thu, 19 Jul 2007 21:28:33 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7745 I certainly hope you were not part of that pack of braying donkeys sitting at the bar making ill-advised and tasteless comments about my wife. I enjoy her ample girth, thank you very much. If you were, I shall seek out your ISP number forthwith. I certainly hope you were not part of that pack of braying donkeys sitting at the bar making ill-advised and tasteless comments about my wife. I enjoy her ample girth, thank you very much.

If you were, I shall seek out your ISP number forthwith.

]]> By: DocChuck http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7744 DocChuck Thu, 19 Jul 2007 21:25:37 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7744 Master Shucker I certainly hope you weren't part of that pack of braying donkeys sitting at the bar making tasteless comments about my wife. I actually ENJOY her ample girth, thank you very much. Master Shucker

I certainly hope you weren’t part of that pack of braying donkeys sitting at the bar making tasteless comments about my wife. I actually ENJOY her ample girth, thank you very much.

]]> By: MasterShucker http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7717 MasterShucker Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:55:13 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7717 DocChuck, was that your wife I saw in training at Shuckers? You should tell her the spoon is only going to slow her down. She needs to move her face closer to the bowl. I admire her intensity and determination but her technique needs some work. Also she should stick to drinking water. Those Shirley Temples are going to give her a bellyache something fierce. DocChuck, was that your wife I saw in training at Shuckers? You should tell her the spoon is only going to slow her down. She needs to move her face closer to the bowl. I admire her intensity and determination but her technique needs some work. Also she should stick to drinking water. Those Shirley Temples are going to give her a bellyache something fierce.

]]> By: Mostly Running. http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7714 Mostly Running. Wed, 18 Jul 2007 18:20:03 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7714 Is your reference to Wilt alluding to an upcoming competitive eating event at Pink Taco? Is your reference to Wilt alluding to an upcoming competitive eating event at Pink Taco?

]]> By: DocChuck http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7694 DocChuck Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:28:42 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7694 My wife (much younger than I, if you care to know) has taken a leave of absence from her successful laser hair removal salon to train as a competitive eater in the field of "Spinach Dip." At least she chose a HEALTHY specialty! My wife (much younger than I, if you care to know) has taken a leave of absence from her successful laser hair removal salon to train as a competitive eater in the field of “Spinach Dip.” At least she chose a HEALTHY specialty!

]]> By: Steamy Kitchen http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7669 Steamy Kitchen Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:36:43 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2007/07/16/chestnut-reprazents-in-or/#comment-7669 thats just SO WRONG. i'm glad you didn't post pics thats just SO WRONG. i’m glad you didn’t post pics

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