Creed’s blog, set up by Ryan with a fake address (but thankfully mirrored by NBC), is the gift that keeps on giving.

Creed has many food related items on his blog. Most, if not all, are strokes of pure genius. To wit:

Where’s Thousand Island? I’ve got some vacation time saved up and it sounds like a delicious place to visit.

Root beer floats. It does. I’ve tested it.

There’s a fat man that sits by me. He has some sort of jar of multi-colored power beans. I need those beans, man.

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I’m thinking about buying a horse. Great for transportation and once you’re done with it, you’ve got about seven days worth of meals.

The worst part about Raisin Bran is the bran. Hands down.

Sometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar. I like all kinds: balsamic, vodka, orange juice, leaves.