The City of Boston collectively freaks the fuck out. Take a valium. Think happy thoughts. Marshmallows. Rainbows. Unicorns.

UPDATE: more from the AP.

Outside, they met reporters and television cameras and launched into a nonsensical discussion of hair styles of the 1970s. “What we really want to talk about today — it’s kind of important to some people — it’s haircuts of the 1970s,” Berdovsky said.

UPDATE II: Video of deliciously good agit-prop here.

Paraphrase: “Media…you are so lame.”