Whither Wilbur

Via Adam at A Hamburger Today, I see that a few idiotards at my alma matter are dissing the very possibility of an In-n-Out on campus.

First the Basketcats lose 4 of 5, and now we have to suffer these fools.

Though In-N-Out Burger is one of many popular burger restaurants, it is far from some students’ thoughts.

“I think SONIC should be there, or Burger King,” said James Roberts, a molecular and cellular biology sophomore. “Any place that serves better fries.”

Other students would like to see a place with a variety of food choices and healthier options.

“Wendy’s is a lot healthier, and you can have a salad instead of fries,” said Melissa Revelle, a physics and astronomy junior. “SONIC is also better because it has a better variety and quality.”

Other students are not as concerned about who fills in the space, but would like to see a restaurant that can handle the student traffic in the union.

“I’m not too sad to see it go,” said Adam Dietrich, a math and computer science sophomore. “As long as they have a line of tills (registers), I’m OK.”

They should all be flunked and forced to go to NAU.

3 thoughts on “Whither Wilbur

  1. Flagstaff is awesome. It’s still one of my most favorite places I’ve ever lived.

    Besdies, NAU’s not bad…How about Coconino Community College?

  2. You guys are right. Compared to other places in Arizona, Flagstaff does rank right up there (along with Bisbee). It was my intention to banish these heretics to a place without In-n-out or any of the creature comforts these spoiled little brats hold so dearly.

    I agree. Tempe is a hellhole, exponentially getting hotter each year as more pavement is poured to meet the insatiable demand for strip malls, Walgreens pharmacies, The Cheesecake Factories, P.F. Chang outlets, and I Sold it On Ebay franchises. If they were banished there, they would probably like it.

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