Comments on: Vegan hairdressers of the world, unite and take over http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/ Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over Wed, 09 May 2012 06:42:17 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: eatdrinknbmerry http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/comment-page-1/#comment-350 eatdrinknbmerry Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:17:28 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/#comment-350 haha metrosexual camp. I don't want to be hanging out with Nick or David drinking soy lattes and miso black cod. haha metrosexual camp. I don’t want to be hanging out with Nick or David drinking soy lattes and miso black cod.

]]> By: Jared http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/comment-page-1/#comment-337 Jared Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:37:20 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/#comment-337 I didn't even THINK about soy milk. Wow. That's some serious supporting evidence... I didn’t even THINK about soy milk. Wow. That’s some serious supporting evidence…

]]> By: TheSizzler http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/comment-page-1/#comment-336 TheSizzler Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:00:03 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/#comment-336 But there's so much partially hydrogenated soybean oil in things like Cup O' Noodles and Chex Mix. WHAT'S A NASCAR DAD TO DO?!? But there’s so much partially hydrogenated soybean oil in things like Cup O’ Noodles and Chex Mix. WHAT’S A NASCAR DAD TO DO?!?

]]> By: The Guilty Carnivore http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/comment-page-1/#comment-328 The Guilty Carnivore Thu, 14 Dec 2006 17:57:14 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/#comment-328 Steak with soy sauce (or even miso glaze)…ok, I guess (since both are fermented). But why chance it? Don't underestimate the strength and conviction of creeping soy homotude. Even worcestershire isn't completely safe, as that contains a bit of soy sauce as well. So conceivably soy sauce/miso won't make you gay, but you would be clearly in the metrosexual camp. Soy sauce/miso = Nick Lachey or David Beckham with a ponytail. Tofu vegetable stir fry…this will make you certainly gay, even if you have organ meats in your stir fry and include only masculine vegetables like deep fried habanero peppers and root vegetables. It might not be evident at first, but slowly you'll feel the pull to the dark (pink) side. Tofu = Doogie Howser, M.D. Tall non-fat, half-decaf soy mochachino with a whisper of foam? Ok, you're so gay after one of these that you might as well be a congressman or the leader of an evangelical mega-church. Soy milk = Nathan Lane in The Birdcage. Steak with soy sauce (or even miso glaze)…ok, I guess (since both are fermented). But why chance it? Don’t underestimate the strength and conviction of creeping soy homotude. Even worcestershire isn’t completely safe, as that contains a bit of soy sauce as well. So conceivably soy sauce/miso won’t make you gay, but you would be clearly in the metrosexual camp. Soy sauce/miso = Nick Lachey or David Beckham with a ponytail.

Tofu vegetable stir fry…this will make you certainly gay, even if you have organ meats in your stir fry and include only masculine vegetables like deep fried habanero peppers and root vegetables. It might not be evident at first, but slowly you’ll feel the pull to the dark (pink) side. Tofu = Doogie Howser, M.D.

Tall non-fat, half-decaf soy mochachino with a whisper of foam? Ok, you’re so gay after one of these that you might as well be a congressman or the leader of an evangelical mega-church. Soy milk = Nathan Lane in The Birdcage.

]]> By: Jared http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/comment-page-1/#comment-309 Jared Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:45:39 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/#comment-309 Enough corn whiskey, and MySpace becomes interesting as well. Ok, so steak and soy is straight. But steak and edamame is gay. What about steak with a miso glaze? Enough corn whiskey, and MySpace becomes interesting as well.

Ok, so steak and soy is straight. But steak and edamame is gay.

What about steak with a miso glaze?

]]> By: TheSizzler http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/comment-page-1/#comment-308 TheSizzler Wed, 13 Dec 2006 17:00:58 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/#comment-308 TGC - Wait, I'm Jewish. My friends in the Elders of Zion haven't sent me the memo regarding the Hollywood affiliation; oy vey! And, Jared, if you read the article he states that the fermentation process de-queers the soy. That's also why corn whiskey doesn't turn red blooded males into mincing nancy boys, but it does make them think MySpace is clean, design-wise. TGC – Wait, I’m Jewish. My friends in the Elders of Zion haven’t sent me the memo regarding the Hollywood affiliation; oy vey!

And, Jared, if you read the article he states that the fermentation process de-queers the soy. That’s also why corn whiskey doesn’t turn red blooded males into mincing nancy boys, but it does make them think MySpace is clean, design-wise.

]]> By: Jared http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/comment-page-1/#comment-307 Jared Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:54:38 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/#comment-307 What if I marinade a steak in soy sauce? Am I just in the closet? What if I marinade a steak in soy sauce? Am I just in the closet?

]]> By: The Guilty Carnivore http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/comment-page-1/#comment-300 The Guilty Carnivore Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:13:24 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/#comment-300 TheSizzler — it's definitely a conspiracy propagated by the Sino-Queer Hollywood cabal. I'm glad you've enlisted as a foot soldier! TheSizzler — it’s definitely a conspiracy propagated by the Sino-Queer Hollywood cabal. I’m glad you’ve enlisted as a foot soldier!

]]> By: TheSizzler http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/comment-page-1/#comment-295 TheSizzler Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:13:38 +0000 http://guiltycarnivore.com/2006/12/12/vegan-hairdressers-of-the-world-unite-and-take-over/#comment-295 Between tofu and MSG, there's no stopping the Sino-Queer alliance from sapping me of my precious bodily fluids! Between tofu and MSG, there’s no stopping the Sino-Queer alliance from sapping me of my precious bodily fluids!

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