Almost £500,000 worth of Ireland’s world famous stout is lost each year in the moustaches and beards of imbibers of the creamy headed black stuff.
Research carried out in the UK by Guinness reveals that an estimated 92,370 moustachioed drinkers of the Irish brew lose up to 162,719 pints each year.
Total party foul.
You need to do what my ZZ Top inspired male family members do: get a cup with a lid and a sippyhole. Less beard imbibage.