Via Off The Broiler, Generic Names for Soft Drinks in America, broken down by county.

I say “soda”, which I guess makes sense seeing as I was raised ostensibly in Arizona and, to a lesser extent, California.

But I guess “pop” is the accepted vernacular here in the northwest. Seems very quaint, almost anachronistic, like “Hey Mary Louise Sue Anne, how about we grab a pop and jump in the jalopy and drive out to the levee and heavy pet?”

Those in the south are fucking brand whore red state corporate cum swallowers, apparently, as they refer to all bubbly drinks as “coke”. Stop drinking the Kool-Aid, man!